And now were all alone. it is my job to help transfer you out of the overwhelming emotional life, and into the blissful numbness and soothing solitude that awaits you in the infinite abyss of nothingness that is the Netherworld. Where do books go when they die? Well, I dont know, book. I guess Ill just go. BEETLEJUICE: Why does everyone KEEP LEAVING ME! CHARLES: On behalf of Delia and myself, I'd just like to say, ALL (but LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WANNA GO HOME. The script was . LYDIA: I have been alone since my mom died! ADAM: Barbara, run! CHARLES: Good! OTHO: Yes, (imitating DELIA) Woah! But when angst . Check it out, Lydia! LYDIA: What? I FOUND MY FREQUENCY CRYSTALS SPEAK TO ME, EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, THERE ARE SPIRITUAL GUIDES ABOVE LOOK UP AND SEE 'EM, JUST LISTEN TO THE MELODY THE UNIVERSE SINGS, 'CAUSE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, THE UNIVERSE IS JUST THE CONTENTS OF TIME, MATTER AND SPACE, LYDIA: NINETY-ONE BILLION LIGHT-YEARS ACROSS AND THE EARTH'S A SMALL PLACE, THE PACIFIC ISLANDS ARE SINKING BUT NEGATIVE THINKING IS HARDLY THE CAUSE, YOU THINK LIFE IS ALL UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS 'CAUSE YOU'RE BORED, LYDIA: AND POSITIVITY IS A LUXURY THAT FEW CAN AFFORD, DELIA: NO NO NO! We mostly just watched and drank wine. And that is why you need me! And we should tell her that! BEETLEJUICE: Hey! BEETLEJUICE: Nice moves Lydia! Beetlejuice tickets will be available to purchase soon. Now Charles, weve not yet discussed my fee. Gonna go on a little vision quest, find my dad. DELIA: Wait, Charles, are you breaking up with me? I am a very sexual being, and I do love me an orgy, but I say this with love, but you all dont strike me as the orgying kind. ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY! And you dont exist. I'm so glad you changed your mind. MISS ARGENTINA: Oh, but you have to go back now. OUR TROUBLES ALL ENDED ON THE DAY THAT WE BEFRIENDED HIM. Im gonna say it! This is what you get! BEETLEJUICE: Okay! I brought you a pie?! Take care of them. I dont know get it, but Im a part of it! BARBARA: Ill make a (a beat.) : 1) Lollapalooza -- Created in 1991 as a farewell tour for Perry Farrell's band, it ran annually until 1997, and was revived in 2003. BEETLEJUICE: I'm sorry, you're giving me advice? YOU CAN DIE TOGETHER! Mr. Some of the changes in the musical also seem to be influenced by Beetlejuice, the animated series. Don't apologize! My baby's got a body that doesnt quit and a brain that doesnt work! Hold on! And its not fair, you know? Act I 1. Except, this one year we tried to do a classic horror theme. Well, Bye! So kinda like this. I like to think I put my own spin on it, but whats the point, you know? I accept you. BEETLEJUICE: Holy crap! /Say my name/. AGHHHHHH! God, youre a screw up! AGHHHH, ADAM: HOLD ON ONE DAMN MINUTE! . Jesus Christ, why do you gotta be so sexy? I mean, real ghosts? Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. Lydia is injured at work but the Ghost with the Most decides it's his job to take care of her which starts to bring Adam and Charles around on the terribly suited relationship. If you would like to give a public . I might have to get a little nasty. You died together. this hilarious musical tells the story of lydia deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing . Fun at parties! LYDIA: Hey Beetlejuice! Fuck Brigadoon. (to audience.) LYDIA: Recently Deceased. CHARLES: You made it big. "Spirit" in Fantasy Monologues for Young Actors . Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. Now we both got Dead Moms! BEETLEJUICE Oh, theyre both gonna get it. I took a very big risk with this place. ADAM: Chapter one! Lets get you finished! Then, the B-mans free and the mai tais are on me. CHARLES: Hey! OTHO: Let me say it (dramatically) DEATH! This . We will just have to do this without her. New York, NY, Linda Ray (chuckling.) (they scream.) (LYDIA stabs him.) . Beetlejuice- wedding scene by beetlejuice - Karaoke Lyrics on Smule. (laughs) Hell do it. Im gonna need some help! Lady, you're forgetting something! BARBARA: Fool your friends, fun at parties I DID IT! This house is haunted! The man next to me Okay, chapter one. Beetlejuice:: *stops her* hey i get it you and me were not that different. BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BARBARA! Beetlejuice DC Script - Free download as PDF File (.pdf), Text File (.txt) or read online for free. Beetlejuice : I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. Thank God you didn't die in Italy.". Hey guys? LYDIA: Perhaps thats because I myself, am strange and unusual. Everyone can see me now, but if I were alive, I could get out of the house, meet my kind of people. BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah. (Charles and Delia try a Hi-five) Oh, so close! COMPANY: GOD, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A SHOW ABOUT DEATH! No one likes it, throw it out.. I had it open for a second but the Maitlands slammed it shut. C'MON, DROP YOUR PANTIES I'M TRYING TO FILL YA, WITH WISDOM AND SKILL AND THE INSTINCT TO KILL. OTHO: Delia? (a beat.) CHARLES: No, shes still too fragile. Lydia stopped short in the doorway, then began to laugh. ONE DAY YOU MAY WAKE UP ALONE, DELIA: 'CAUSE YOUR HUSBAND AND HIS BOYFRIEND BOUGHT A BOAT AND THEN THEY SAILED AWAY TO ROME, DELIA: SO YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP IN DEEP DESPAIR, TALKIN' TO THE WALLS 'CAUSE THERE'S NO ONE THERE, 'CAUSE THAT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE TO HAVE A FAMILY, THAT YOUR AGING ASS WILL HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT , A LITTLE "I AM STILL YOUNG!!!" You dont like your dad, and I dont like my mom! Yes, its been very creepy. Because I too am attracted to Mr. Beetlejuice. Shes impossible. But, if youre going to live like a ghost, you have to follow the rules. (a beat.) I'M GONNA MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME, I'LL MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME (MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME). I'm talkin' jump-scares, the jerky Japanese ghost-walk. Hiya mom! By the time you read this, I will be gone, having jumped off . Hide! Everyone here would go back if they could! ADAM So, I asked Howard Junior to check in the back. I can bring your daddy so much pain. Mom!! Adam, we need a door. OTHO: Please! LYDIA: Im gonna use it to bring my mom back from the Netherworld. What an effervescent young lady you are. Shes a demon, and she doesnt get me. BEETLEJUICE: Pepperoni, mushrooms and snakes! BEETLEJUICE: Please dont make me beg. SEQUEL (air horn.) You know what it feels like to get everything you thought you ever wanted, but still feel like no one will every love you? It's our house now, kid! But I (a beat.) Oh, speaking of luggage, have you met my fourth wife? OKAY? BEETLEJUICE: Hi! DELIA: Lydia, we talked about this sad, saddy, sadness stuff, yeah? DELIA: About that. We invisibles have to stick together! Well that was a soliloquy, so you're the one who's being rude. LYDIA: A SOUND THAT MEANS NO MORE CONDESCENDING ADULTS HANGING AROUND, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: EACH WAIL AND EACH MOAN. Whos there? LYDIA: Mom?! And then mom said, Lets clean up. And she made us sing that song she always loved. BARBARA: We are! This is the first nice moment Ive had since I got here. But somehow, someway, you gotta make 'em see ya. New York, NY, Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall ADAM: Oh! Unless of course, its a murder suicide, which makes for a very awkward eternity. YAAAH. YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK, GIRL I GOT YOUR BACK, GIRL I'M HELPING YOU GROW", TIME TO TAKE COMMAND YOU DICTATE THE HAND THE UNIVERSE DEALS. Well its a lot bigger on the inside! Cmon! Look, I know things have been difficult-. howd you get her to marry you? Broadway's "SCREAMINGLY GOOD FUN!" (Variety) musical comedy is now haunting houses all across the country!Based on Tim Burton's dearly beloved film, BEETLEJUICE tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing for stripes. LYDIA: Whats wrong sugarlumps? Beetlejuice: please don't make me beg *kneels* fine im begging okay i'm so sick and tired of being. Dad, no. BARBARA: WE'LL RATTLE CHAINS AND I DON'T KNOW! But first, I think it would be so wonderful if our newest family member would make a toast! Im not comfortable withfeelingsyou know that. All recently deceased individuals, form a line! BEETLEJUICE: Hi there, ahahaha! Our whole life is in that house. DELIA: STACK BANANA TILL THE MORNING COME, BRRAH! Why would anyone wanna spend more time with their mother? FROM TETRALOGY OF FALLOT IN MY PULMONARY ARTERY! LYDIA: But were moving forward!, right? (DELIA and CHARLES make out on the table.). Leave this house! They can never take it away! Lydia, I know you wont let me down. The happiness is completely gone, and that just makes me really sad. Start reading. DELIA: Doubt. CHARLES: -Not good for Lydia. 123! Its about love! Lets save Lydia and get the hell out of here. Then I guess theres no rush! About the future. BARBARA: I know. I dont remember making a fire. So, goodbye. If we want our house back, we have to fight for it! It was all rundown and we didnt know if we were going to get through it. DELIA/OTHO: Life is life. A fall from that height? Thank god. One minute youre on top of the world, and the next minute, you feel like no one will ever love you This guy knows what Im talking about! Delia! The Maitlands: More Boring Than Brigadoon Thats right, I said it. From an outfit standpoint, her clothes launched the mood boards of many goth girls. AGHHHH! And Id like us to be a family. But together, well make him see! And breathers worry so much about their stupid little lives, most of them never notice anything strange or unusual unless you make them. "Beetlejuice" is closing on Broadway in January, ending its unconventional, fan-fueled run on the Great White Way. Gain full access to show guides, character breakdowns, auditions, monologues and more! BEETLEJUICE: Well then, go fuck yourself. LYDIA: Oh. And that is exactly how we can beat him. We were told living people ignore the strange and unusual. Seeking 2 Actor Team for Spring See you in hell, AGH, Im gone Im gonna use the door. The Tony-nominated smash Beetlejuice played its final performance on March 11 at the Winter Garden Theatre. We used to live here. Welcome! She scratches that out. And so do I! BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah? Right now, just outside the walls of this house, nestled in the hatch back of my Toyota Prius, is a mysterious object of my own design. 4) "JAG" 18) The film "Beetlejuice" ended with Lydia dancing to what song? Guy talk howd you do it? BEETLEJUICE: Okay, plan B! Step 4: Select a monologue. BEETLEJUICE: I am not Wiccan, and that is nothing like this. happy! Its like a green card thing! About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . Rule number 1: Dont leave the house. ADAM: Oh, dont worry, Im gonna have this crib ready before that baby gets here! I asked you to send me a sign. 119. ADAM: I have an idea! I need to really live, really connect! (referring to DELIA.) I changed a lot. She needs somebody to help her get past all this. LYDIA: Dad! ADAM: Hes going to kill someone! Source: www.enca.com. "Beetlejuice" runs through . OH GOD! Thats why youre stuck in the attic! Both movie and musical have the same bones, yet there are many differences that change everything from minor details to major motivations. Its like against the law at my house. A ballad already? JUST THINK OF THE UNIVERSE AS A FEMALE BEST FRIEND, AND YOU CAN BE LIKE "HEY, UNIVERSE, WHAT'S HAPPENIN', GIRL? DELIA: Yeah! CHARLES: Lydia! (ADAM kisses BEETEJUICE. Also, one of your wine glasses is poison! We want to help you! Now, lets get you processed. Its the one room in the house thats still ours! BARBARA: Lydia, no, you don't know what will happen. BEETLEJUICE: And now for the moment youve all been waiting for! And then, spring the trap. BARBARA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? People! 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